Frostbike: Get your Growler There in Style with Fyxation Tannery Collection Leather Goods

I prefer my growler cage. Not that this isn’t cool.

This is ridiculous. I am ALL for carrying booze on the bike, but that tubby low belly is just gonna sway like mad and throw balance out the window. AND it’s glass. Throw a 6er of cans in your pack and achieve the same end with less trouble, expense, showboating, etc.

After two blocks it would look like you fought your way out of a Ric Flair figure four leg lock. Even if you don’t bruise easy.

Also I prefer my beer not shaken or stirred, thanks.

This is a bonehead product for beer snobs that by beer bar branded fixies.

This sucks soo bad, I bet Paul Budnitz will be releasing a $734 dollar titanium version any day now.

The finish of the leather on these is absolutely terrible, there’s a much better quality to be had at Walnut Studiolo instead.

Can you imaging if someone crashed while carrying a huge glass bottle between their legs? A shard of glass might go into that really important thing called the “femoral artery” and they’d bleed out in minutes. But hey, when’s the leather vinyl record carrying strap coming out? Cause I want one, I’m a DJ and I want everyone to know about it.

Honestly, this is a much better solution:
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