DZ Nuts still takes the “name game” cake, but we’ll hand it to Hoo Ha Ride Glide for trying.
Made specifically for women, Hoo Ha Ride Glide comes from Reflect Sports and contains barley extract, lavender, eucalyptus leaf, tea tree and peppermint oils.  Surely there’s more to it than these ingredients, but there’s no mention of them on the website.
It’s designed to “protect your most girlie parts from chaffing, friction burns, irritation, inflammation, and saddle sores.” It is specifically formulated for women by women with all natural ingredients and can be used on other skin areas where chaffing occurs.  $21.95 for 8oz.
The company was started by two moms who met swimming and became training buddies and friends.  They also make a line of swim-oriented hair care products.