Apparentely, the first time we posted about these, we showed a prototype, so here’s the real deal: The Skean top tube protector, from Cadaix.  It’s an anti-shock elastomer that loops onto your bicycle’s top tube to protect against frame damage if your handlebar swings all the way around in a wreck.  They’re €12 (about $17.85 US) and come in black and clear.  Photos of them in use after the break…
Do this…
…to avoid this.