Yep, you, too, can enter the Tour de France!  Just follow these six easy steps, as published on eHow.com (and drastically summarized by us):
- Race local races. Win. Enter bigger races. Win.
- Get on a team with sponsors to defray costs.
- Make sure your team is one of the top worldwide teams and enter UCI-ranked events.
- Find your place on the team and make the most of it.
- Become one of the best cyclists on your team, only nine riders go to the Tour.
- Wait for your invitation.
It’s just that easy…
