Chewbacca performing a sick leg-lock skid on a fixed gear…either you’re way into Star Wars and sweet fixies and you’re going to think this is the most-awesomest thing since Chris Horner ran a top tube pad on his Cyclocross bike at Jingle Cross, OR you are way into Star Wars (like everyone is; if you’re not way into Star Wars, you’re way into the terrorists) and you think sweet fixies are the lamest thing since the UCI threatened to suspend two major U.S. ‘cross series. Either way you have a reason to buy this shirt — you can rock it earnestly or you can rock it ironically. In a world where ironic mustaches have become more popular than mustaches were in the first place, pretending that you could possibly be into sweet fixies might be the most ironic act of all.
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Black T-Shirts T-Shirts are $24 and can be purchased on the Kindred Market website.