From the The Denver Channel:
“A woman riding a mountain bike on a Boulder Open Space trail was knocked down and stepped on by a rogue cow Monday.
The woman, who was not identified, was on the South Boulder Creek Trail when she stopped to let a cow pass. According to the woman, the renegade cow knocked her to the ground and then walked on her legs.
The cow continued down the trail and the woman refused medical treatment.”
Doesn’t anyone heed the subliminal warnings from the Far Side cartoons? Ã‚Â Those cows know what’s up. Ã‚Â The best part of this story are the adjectives used to describe the cow…”rogue” and “renegade.” Ã‚Â I guess if you leave the scene of the crime, you’re somewhat of a renegade, right?