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pmurf
pmurf
11 years ago

I’m NOT a serious MBer (80/20 road/trail) and was shocked to learn I comply with a healthy number of these points. I guess it’s only downhill from here (pun intended)

Damaged
Damaged
11 years ago

As a single speeder that video wasn’t geared towards me. Ha ha. See what I did there.

mateo
mateo
11 years ago

Well done.

matt1025
matt1025
11 years ago

Guilty as charged on many counts!!!

Ryan
Ryan
11 years ago

I resent…errrr, resemble that.

Eric NM
Eric NM
11 years ago

I laughed so hard that my iced Americano (Peet’s, of course) shot out of my nose.

Best video ever. Really. : )

scentofreason
scentofreason
11 years ago

where were the breasts? the last video had breasts! (now all videos must have breasts!)

Gazzo
Gazzo
11 years ago

Only 5 Bikes? Where is the SS, Fat Bike, and Fixxie? Wait, all one really needs is one bike, and to actually ride it in the dirt!

Jon
Jon
11 years ago

IPA and French Press, classic.

patrik
patrik
11 years ago

The truth hurts.

john
john
11 years ago

The only thing missing was a cameo by the “Its All About Performance” Guy.

satisFACTORYrider
satisFACTORYrider
11 years ago

how can you leave out SEND IT or BUTTER?

Badbikemechanic
Badbikemechanic
11 years ago

Guilty with pride. Mountain biking is killer!!!

Mindless
Mindless
11 years ago

Any way you slice it – it is not as lame as road riding.. or golf. Or whatever else dentists and salespeople do.

alex
alex
11 years ago

…..Or STEEZE…….

votre mere
votre mere
11 years ago

don’t real mt bikers say, “brown pow”?

Kim
Kim
11 years ago

Hey, What about women mt. Bike riders???????”

5spot
5spot
11 years ago

That piece is seriously Oscar worthy

Stoker
Stoker
11 years ago

How to be a Roadie: Step 1…….

Rixter
Rixter
11 years ago

That’s a great vid. Too funny. That shop and trails are 5 minutes from me. If you enjoyed that you probably like this too http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kW7xzBC-qa0&autoplay=1&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253DkW7xzBC-qa0%2526autoplay%253D1

Nano
11 years ago

Real mountainbikers don’t throw away their old Jeans, They cut them and transform them into Jean/shorts

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