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All Hail The Black Market Kits Back Up For Sale!

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Yes, it’s true. AHTBM kits are once again available, as it turns out, after the minimums were met Voler was nice enough to push up delivery to the first week of June and extend the order window by 4 weeks!

So why do you need an AHTBM kit? Well for starters, it say es lebe der schwarzmarkt which means “long live the black market” in German(good catch TwoWheelJeep!), which is both funny and worldly. Also, last year at Interbike I met Stevil and it turns out I kind of knew him. Not in a hey, I know you sort of way but more like a 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon kind of deal, only this was one degree from Stevil Kinevil which in my opinion is much more amusing. Anyways, hes an awesome dude with ties to Santa Cruz, Swobo, and is also an artist known as the Mayor of Drunkingham. Bottom line, if you are already out there ruining the race for everybody, and the only one who understands the art of a beer hand-down, you owe it to yourself to do it in Black Market style.

Hit more to see the shorts and skin suits!

Now head on over to All Hail the Black Market and get yourself some new threads! I heard that all this stress from his first kit order has possibly given Stevil an ulcer so maybe send him a bottle of Tums while your at it!

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13 years ago

My German translation would be “Long live the Black Market”

13 years ago

I’m late to the party, but that’s nothing new. Thank you for posting this. I do appreciate the support very much.

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