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Crankinstein Monster Jersey
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Crankinstein Monster Jersey Crankinstein Monster Jersey Rear

We found classy tuxedo jerseys a while back.  Now we feature the Hyde to complement the Jekyll. Florida-based Crankinstein creates some scary jerseys, with designs ranging from Frankenstein’s monster to Dracula and beyond.  Along with stock items, they’ll help you create custom designs.  Jersey’s are sized S-XXL for both men and women and feature three rear pockets, 3/4 length hidden zipper, and a 100% polyester construction.  All jerseys are a Trim Club Cut for a slim fit (though not as tight-fitting as race cut).

More Crankinstein jerseys after the break…

Crankinstein Womens Jersey Rear

Crankinstein features two jerseys for women, the jersey pictured above and a monster-themed jersey in pink.

Crankinstein UK Jersey Crankinstein UK Jersey Rear

Crankinstein offers flag jerseys as well .  They have an American jersey along with this UK design.

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tyler
tyler
12 years ago

that crakenstein jersey is the ugliest jersey i have ever seen.

notapro
12 years ago

i believe tyler is correct. please make it stop.

Kevin
Kevin
12 years ago

Looks like Primal Wear has some competition.

Ron
Ron
12 years ago

Frank Zappa once said:

“You know people, I’m not black, but there’s a whole lotta times I wish I could say I’m not white.”

Clothing like that makes me feel the same way about being a cyclist.

Tom
Tom
12 years ago

lol @ Kevin. I think Kevin hit the nail on the head. Normally I’d say there are enough tasteless people out there to make such a product viable, but these are pretty damn bad.

Whatever
Whatever
12 years ago

They suck and they don’t even fit the models. Two strikes. Makes sense they are club cut – no one in shape will be buying ’em.

plaintiff
12 years ago

some offerings can stay out of the rumor pile and deleted as spam can’t it?

Speedy
Speedy
12 years ago

HOLY CRAP! I wish it was April 1st, at least they’d have a reason to run this post.

The Dude
The Dude
12 years ago

Wow. Looks like it’s time to get into the cycling clothing business. Seems like suckers will buy anything.

J-dog
J-dog
12 years ago

There is no accounting for taste. Someone out there is so stoked right now. I have no idea where.

Tom
Tom
12 years ago

I think these could only be worn out of irony, like hipsters wearing wolf shirts.

JJ
JJ
12 years ago

the yellow one is from specialized……..

Maybelline
12 years ago

I love these shirts. You people should step away from boring generic bicycle jerseys and wear creative designed ones like these.

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