Actually, the only thing magical is that this man still has hair left in his beard after lifting this 31lb Gary Fisher Tarpon mountain bike with it.  Found on Things My Beard Can Lift.com, a charity site that gets people with beards to lift ever heavier things with their beards to raise money for the Off the Street Club, Chicago’s oldest boys and girls club.  Their goal is 50 lbs, so donate now and maybe we can get them to lift the 54lb Zize bike from Super Size Cycles.
Even better is their category called “Things My Beard MIGHT Lift” which includes a 37lb Robot Triceratops, pictured after the break…
Seriously, you just can’t make this stuff up: