In what might be another example of the “fair and balanced” coverage that Fox News is good for, Mr. Clucky, the bike riding rooster may be getting evicted from Miami Beach for a single noise complaint.
Actually, the video above doesn’t really show the rooster riding a bike, so hit “more” to see him in action.  Wow.  Is this really all it takes to be called journalism?  I’m working too hard…
If you want to be his friend, here’s Mr. Clucky’s MySpace page.